11. Biker Punts Baxter Off A Bridge Anchorman
Baxter is awesome Ill get that out the way now. Much like Ron Burgundy, I too would take him to foggy London town because he is my little gentleman. Hes one of the greatest dogs ever committed to celluloid he wears pyjamas, a retainer, can eat whole wheels of cheese and is capable of talking down angry bears. Truly, hes the best friend a superbly coiffured gent like Ron Burgundy could ever have. However, all awesomeness aside Baxter is still a ridiculous figure, and when he had to be removed from Ron, it had to be done in an appropriately ridiculous manner. To be fair, Will Ferrell didnt disappoint when Ron throws a delicious-but-filling burrito out his car, it hits a biker played by a cameo-ing Jack Black who shreds the hog hes riding on the road in the ensuing accident. As a rebuttal, he punts Baxter off a bridge. Hilarity notwithstanding, that biker committed an insane overreaction. I can understand hes distraught because hes lost the thing he loved most in the world, but at the end of the day and to quote Harry from In Bruges its an inanimate f**king object. It could easily be replaced by Ron, who appears from his house, penchant to flamboyant suits and nice car to be relatively flush with money. But instead, the biker punts a living animal off a bridge, to his potential death. Yes, Ron didnt help himself by proclaiming Baxter his most precious possession, but the man is equally as fanatical about his suits, hair and face. If the biker really wanted some vengeance, all he would have to do is bring the hair into it if its enough to make Ron attack Veronica Corningstone, Im sure its enough of a weakness on the bridge too, and this way, nobody commits murder.