3. Superman Shishekebabs A Douchebags Truck Man Of Steel
Weve all seen our fair share of bar idiots in the past, and the lout in Man of Steel is no exception. Flagrantly coming onto a waitress even though she told him not to, hes the sort of man who needs a harsh word. Of course, seeing as a pre-Superman Clark Kent is the busboy in this establishment, he steps in, telling the bloke to stop what hes doing. The drunkards reaction to being confronted by a man-colossus? He continues being an idiot, throwing beer down Clark, along with various heavy objects. Of course, this isnt a good move, but to Clarks credit he retires from the scene without punching the man so high into the sky that he could see the curvature of the Earth. Of course, thats what you think hes done. In fact, what Clarks actually done is thrown his toys out the pram in the most spectacular way possible. Look, Ive been targeted by a bar idiot before now, and it isnt a nice experience. Yet what youre supposed to do is just walk away, even if you are the son of Krypton. However, what Clark does instead is shishkebab the mans 18-wheeler his only transport out of the rural drinking hole and possibly his liveliehood with telegraph poles. Now, thats not to say the bloke didnt deserve what was coming to him, but hot damn, that was an overreaction by Clark. If he wanted to disable the vehicle, he couldve done something less conspicuous like take all the tyres off, or maybe break the engine. Instead, he chose to wreck it in the most spectacular way possible. What if someone had seen him do it? If so, then his adoptive father strode into a tornado for nothing. After all, if hes willing to commit acts of super-strength in a public place, then what did he learn from Pa Kents sacrifice? If hed have just calmed down and thought about it, maybe he wouldnt have delivered such a comprehensive middle-finger to his memory.