15. Brick Top (Snatch)
One of the main villains from Guy Ritchie's second film Snatch is Brick Top (Alan Ford), an older man with thick glasses and a penchant for violence. Turkish and Tommy set up their boxer Gorgeous George to fight for Brick Top, whose crooked matches could help them net a bit of cash. But when George is put on the disabled list by a gypsy named Mickey, Mickey's forced to take his place. Although Mickey doesn't go down when he's supposed to, Brick Top bewilderingly gives he and Turkish a second chance (though Mickey's trailer and mother pay the price for it). He's a cruel and vile man, willing to go down the road of hog-feeding in order to keep his possible enemies at bay.
Why We Can't Help But Love Him: His explanation for what the definition of the word nemesis means is so spot-on (and quotable, if you happen to find the occasion for it) that Brick Top couldn't NOT make this list.