20 Obscure Movies With Hilarious IMDB Descriptions

6. A Tale of Two Mozzies (2007)

"Dagmar the dancing mosquito has the hots for Egon. But Egon, putting love on hold, is busy achieving the ultimate sprint on his bike and wants to see the world. When wicked red ant queen Dominella and her soldiers kill the black ant queen and take over her heap, our heroes are drawn into an exciting forest floor drama that puts their friendship to the test and forces them to use their talents to the utmost." There's just nothing you could want more in a children's film than one of the characters having "the hots" for another. Forget the birds and the bees, your kids can learn about the birds and the mozzies! Then you have a mosquito who apparently likes to enter bike races, though credit to him that he's demonstrating safe riding habits and wearing a helmet. And for some reason, even though they're mosquitoes and not ants, they are drawn in an "exciting forest floor drama" in a fight for an ant heap. It makes perfect sense, really.

5. The Shoe Fairy (2005)

"Dodo is indulged in collecting and wearing beautiful high heels until she encounters an accident and loses her legs." God, what TERRIBLE odds. The one thing you really love to do is wear high heels and then you somehow end up losing both your legs. And it's probably pretty hard to walk in high heels with prosthetics on.