20 Problems Only Cinema Workers Will Understand
1. When I Was Your Age Tickets Only Cost...
Listen old folks, we're aware that ticket prices are pretty steep, but let us introduce you to inflation.
Tickets may have cost a penny back in your day, but your day was 1935 and James Cagney was a spring chicken. Don't get us wrong, we love to listen to your old stories of how people used to dress up for the cinema, but we hear this A LOT.
Also, dads and your dad jokes: You do not require a mortgage to upgrade to a large combo, so come on, you're holding up the queue.