20 Most Ridiculous Lines From The Harry Potter Films

19. "Spiders, They Want Me To Tap Dance. I Don't Want To Tap Dance" - Prisoner Of Azkaban

The Line: Ron is startled awake in the middle of a nightmare, at which point he explains its contents to Harry. "Spiders...they want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance". Harry hilariously replies, "Tell those spiders, Ron", and Ron says, "Yeah, tell them...I'll tell them" before promptly falling back to sleep. Why It's Ridiculous: Granted, this scene is clearly supposed to be funny, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous. What a bizarrely surreal nightmare for Ron to have, and Harry's humouring response along with how quickly Ron falls back to sleep seals the deal. Of all the beautiful imagery these movies conjure up, this has to be some of the most brilliantly absurd.