11. Don't Be The Jock
Everyone knows that slasher film fans and directors alike are usually outsiders. There's a good chance they weren't the most popular kids in school. As such, there's nothing that the audience loves more than seeing an arrogant jock with a penchant for cruel pranks being impaled on a pitchfork. Always be nice to the other characters in your slasher film. It could save your life - or at least make the manner of your death less humiliating.