20 Rules You Must Follow To Survive A Slasher Movie

10. Don't Be Tina

Statistically, you are most likely to be killed in a slasher movie if your name is Tina. No-one is quite sure why, but it's a fact. Perhaps the Greek god of immortal psychopathic serial killers was rejected by a girl named Tina at school or something. There's Tina Williams in Halloween 5, Tina Grey in A Nightmare On Elm Street, Tina Voorhees in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, Tina Moore in Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter, Tina Sheppard in Friday The 13th: Part VII (apparently Jason likes the name Tina more than most...). Whatever the reason for this trend, if you're called Tina it's probably worth changing your name post-haste.
 
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