20 Rules You Must Follow To Survive A Slasher Movie

1. If All Else Fails, Have A Chainsaw-Wielding Dennis Hopper As Your Uncle

Everyone should have a chainsaw-wielding Dennis Hopper as their uncle, whether they intend to be in a slasher film or not. If you do inadvertently find yourself isolated with just a deranged psychopath for company, Dennis would be a useful (and seriously cool) ally to call in.
 
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