The Plot: After Tommy Stockburn (Adam Sandler) discovers that he has five half-brothers (Rob Schneider, Jorge Garcia, Luke Wilson, Taylor Lautner and...Terry Crews), he sets out with them to help recover their kidnapped father (Nick Nolte), who claims he can lead them to vast fortunes. Why It Shouldn't Exist: Because Adam Sandler shouldn't be perverting the good name of Netflix. They've created so much brilliant original content over the years in terms of both TV and film that to see them partnering with him for four movies is rather depressing, all the more so because the film broke the site's record for the most views of any movie in its opening 30 days on release. It sounds like something you'd dream up in a particularly f***ed up fever dream: Adam Sandler teams with Harvey Keitel, Nick Nolte and Steve Buscemi in addition to the aforementioned actors for a moldy, racist western spoof that's almost chronically un-funny. On the plus side, at least nobody directly paid for it, even if it's horrifying to consider that your Netflix subscription is still actively funding this tripe. And there's three more Sandler movies to come... Which awful 2015 movies do you wish could be wiped off the face of the planet? Shout them out in the comments!
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
