10. Why Does Beast Pretend To Never Have Been A Human Before His Transformation?
The Film: Beauty And The Beast Answer: Give the guy a break. Imagine knowing that you and everyone you know has been turned into weird cutlery people because you're a massive d*ckhead who is so consumed with their own selfishness and narcissistic tendencies that you're not even deemed fit to be a human anymore. That fork was too small for his massive Beast hands and even when you pretend to know what you're doing with fancy cutlery in a posh restaurant, don't deny the fact that you'll probably dribble all over yourself and you'll ask which fork is for the salad. Wait... did some of his servants have to become spoons? That seems a particularly cruel punishment.
Sara Weir
Lover of Tolkien's world, Harry Potter and baked goods. A camel once put his head on my shoulder and it was the best day ever. sara@whatculture.com
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