20 Things We'd Never Do Thanks To Horror Movies

12. Read From A Book Of The Dead

Whether it be the ancient Egyptian €œBook Of The Dead€ or the €œNecronomicon€ of Lovecraftian fiction, horror films have taught us that no good ever came from messing with these things. Considering that the power of these books is usually portrayed as coming from the texts being read aloud, it's surprising how easily horror protagonists manage to get themselves into this exact situation. In The Evil Dead (originally named €œThe Book Of The Dead€), five people find a tape player in their isolated holiday cabin that contains a reading from an ancient Sumerian book of the dead, the €œNaturan Demanto€. The tape recordings were made by a professor or archaeology, who helpfully explains that €œit is only through the act of reciting the resurrection passage that demons would be able to possess the living€... before going ahead and doing just that. The sense of deja vu is compounded by eerily similar readings in the sequel/remake Evil Dead II (with the €œNaturan Demanto€ now renamed the Necronomicon) and in The Mummy, where librarian and ancient Egyptian scholar Evie delivers the prophetic line €œIt's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book...€
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