20 Worst Movies Of 2022

19. Christmas Bloody Christmas

Pinocchio Disney
Shudder

In Christmas Bloody Christmas, the residents of a small town find themselves at the mercy of a robotic Santa Claus. Because of that premise, it's obvious this slasher shouldn't be taken too seriously. It's just a bit of dumb fun, right?

But because of the annoying characters, first-draft script, and pointless shaky-cam, it doesn't even qualify as entertainingly bad. Also, Christmas Blood Christmas might have the world record for most profanity in a movie. That's not an exaggeration. There are 487 swears, meaning there are over five cusses per minute. (The creators of South Park would complain that's too far!) Although profanity can be hilarious if utilised properly, the excessive slew of F-bombs is so grating, you'll want to put your head through a wall before finishing this dreck.

Without joking, looking at the poster for Christmas Bloody Christmas is more entertaining than watching the movie.

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James Egan has been with Whatculture for five years and prominently works on Horror, Film, and Video Games. He's written over 80 books including 1000 Facts about Horror Movies Vol. 1-3 1000 Facts about The Greatest Films Ever Made Vol. 1-3 1000 Facts about Video Games Vol. 1-3 1000 Facts About James Bond 1000 Facts About TV Shows