Though a lot of the creative decisions in this movie can be pawned off as Tim Burton and co. just being eccentric, it's hard to ignore the hilariously awful stupidity of whoever came up with this nonsense. After Bruce hooks up with Vicki, he appears wide awake while she falls asleep. She wakes up later in the night to see Bruce hanging upside down, seemingly asleep, from a metal beam. Oh, so because his name is Batman he also has to sleep like a bat? Rag on the Joel Schumacher movies all you like, but hey, the 1989 movie is pretty damn far from perfect. It's probably best to just convince yourself he was working out instead.
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