Worst Picture
WINNER: Keith Lemon: The Film (dir. Paul Angunawela) No film this year, or perhaps in any year, has invoked my ire as much as Keith Lemon: The Film, a turgid, unimaginative, lazy, senseless, idiotic, completely unfunny film that just might signify an impending apocalypse, at least culturally. Virtually incomprehensible, completely inane, and poorly acted - despite a game Kelly Brook sending herself up - there's nothing that this soul-crushingly perfunctory film gets right; it doesn't raise a single laugh, simply a continuous series of sighs, making for easily the most depressing cinema trip of my life. This may be the worst film ever made, and believe me, I've seen my share of contenders.
RUNNERS-UP: 2) ATM (U.S. only)
3) Tomorrow (festival)
4) One for the Money
5) Resident Evil: Retribution
6) The Apparition (U.S. only)
7) Strippers vs. Werewolves (U.K. only)
8) Midnight's Children (U.K. only)
9) The Cold Light of Day
10) The Knot (U.K. only)
11) The Devil Inside
12) Silent Hill: Revelation
13) Chakravyuh (U.K. only)
14) Deviation (U.K. only)
15) Gone
16) A Fantastic Fear of Everything (U.K. only)
17) Paura 3D (festival)
18) The Harsh Light of Day (U.K. only)
19) This Means War
20) Brake (U.S. only)