17. Ioan Gruffudd's Children Are Buildings
Stepdad Daniel, played with Welsh charm by Ioaoaoan Gruffffffuddddd, while flying to San Francisco with Blake, is asked by the precocious teen, "why did you never have children?" He talks about the buildings he's made (he's an architect) and how big and strong and tall they are, then he lowers his head with absolute sincerely, looks at a picture of a building, and whispers the utter clanger: "I guess I never had any kids, because I was too busy raising these." Urgh.