23 Problems Aspiring Screenwriters Face On A Frequent Basis

18. Spending Months On An Idea... Only To Realise It's Already A Thing

"Yeah, it's this really complex time travel story about a guy who's tasked with murdering a future version of himself." "Oh, you mean like Looper?" ... "What the f*ck is Looper?" You searched the internet relentlessly to make sure you had an original idea! Turns out you did. It was so good, in fact, that it's already a movie that you didn't write and won't get a penny for! Hooray!

17. Debating Endlessly Whether Using Voice Over Is Actually A Good Idea

"Well, lots of people advise against it 'cause it's seen as a bit of a cop out... but then again, those people aren't me. And I definitely know better than everyone else." Mostly people will tell you voice over is almost always an unnecessary narrative embellishment, and should only be used as a last resort or if your screenplay can't function without it. Mostly.

16. Realising That Your Friend's Screenplay Is A Lot Better Than Yours

"What do I think? I think... yeah... it's good. It's... hey, would you mind if I waved your screenplay about near this open flame for a little while?" And what you wouldn't give to smash that big dumb laptop over their big, dumb, talented head.

15. Coming To Terms With The Fact That You Don't Have A Second Act

"I've got a brilliant first act and a great third. Who says you need a second act, anyway? ... Everyone? Oh." There's no use having a great beginning and a great ending unless there's a great bit in the middle. Sort of like a sandwich, but with more scenes and characters and less cheese.
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