25 Worst Christmas Movies Of All Time

5. Santa With Muscles (1996)

Santa With Muscles
Cabin Fever Entertainment

A long-standing resident of IMDB's Bottom 100 movies of all time, Santa with Muscles casts Hulk Hogan as a millionaire a**hole who, after hitting his head, comes to believe he's Santa Claus.

Even wrestling fans who decide to watch this one for some chuckles will find themselves struggling to make it through. Hogan's far from the most natural of wrestlers-turned-actors, and considering some of the duds he's released over the years (Mr. Nanny, anyone?), it's almost impressive that this manages to be the worst.

It gets a few points because Ed Begley, Jr. and a 13-year-old Mila Kunis are in it, but there's really nothing to enjoy here except on an ironic level, and even then...

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