30 Most Ridiculous Alien Invaders Of All Time
16. Green Martians - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
In order to give the children their first ever Christmas, a group of aliens decide to kidnap Santa from the North Pole and bring him to Mars, little realizing he’ll melt their cold cold hearts with his one-liners.
The pick of his ‘jokes’? “What’s soft and round and you put it on a stick and toast it in a fire and it’s green? A Martian mallow!”