31 WTF Moments From The Jurassic Park Franchise

1. The Movie Has No Third Act (Jurassic Park III)

If there's one area where JP3 falls down huge (or huger than everything else), it's the third act... or rather the lack of it. Ellie uses her husband's contacts to call in the Army, and then the movie just ends. What should have been an awesome showdown between the dinosaurs and the military is instead left off-screen, presumably in part because of the film's immense production issues regarding its script. What's more, the film runs just 84 minutes minus credits, making it clear that another 35-40 minutes were clearly begging to be filmed. An action-packed finale just might've saved JP3 and made it on-par with or possibly even better than The Lost World. Instead, it just doesn't really feel like a legitimate Jurassic Park movie. Hopefully the same won't be said for Jurassic World... Which scenes from the Jurassic Park franchise weird you out the most? Shout them out in the comments!
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