2. The Talking Dinosaur Nightmare (Jurassic Park III)
After Alan boards the Kirby's plane to assist them in a fly-over of Isla Sorna, he falls asleep and has a dream that results in one of the franchise's most embarrassing and tone-deaf decisions to date. Alan "wakes up" to see that the plane is empty except for a Raptor, which opens its mouth and shouts "Alan!", before Alan is woken up by Billy. The scene is clearly intended to make it clear that Alan still has the events of Isla Nublar on his mind, but shouldn't this be self-evident? Instead, it's rammed down audience's throats in this monumentally goofy moment which makes JP3 a painful experience from the get-go.
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