4 Books That Should Never Be Adapted For The Screen

3. House Of Leaves - Mark Z. Danielewski (2000)

CORRECT SIZE House of Leaves As tempting as it would be to see a film made out of Danielewski€™s House of Leaves, I have to include it here. The book, a dual story of a homemade documentary about a family whose house continues to change dimensions and a troubled young man following the written record of their film years later, reads like a found-footage horror film for much of its length. At first glance, the skeleton of House of Leaves seems tailor made for a film adaptation. Because of how exciting and terrifying the documentary record (called The Navidson Report) is, it€™s easy to want to see it on screen. But the descriptions of the house growing and changing size are so fantastic and incredible that to see them unfold before our eyes instead of in our minds would be to rob them of some of their magic. What we imagine is always more frightening than what we see. Additionally, the overlapping stories, and the unorthodox and experimental structure of the text (Danielewski presents huge sections of the book in footnotes, letters, and other unconventional means), I can€™t imagine a decent film being made out of House of Leaves, or at least not one that captures the mysterious and enveloping spirit of the novel. The deeper we get into the book, the more we realize how essential the literary medium is to the story's power. The book is an experience that€™s hard to shake; that€™s something that simply cannot be replicated.
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David Braga lives in Boston, MA, where he watches movies, football, and enjoys a healthy amount of beer. It's a tough life, but someone has to live it.