4. White Comanche (1968)
I am one of many who believe that a film, TV show, or play, no matter how awful can be saved by the mere presence of William Shatner. This movie proves that point. Between seasons 1 and 2 of Star Trek, Canada's national treasure was lured to Spain with the promise of a starring role in a Western to play twin brothers Johnny and Notah Moon; sons of a white father and a Comanche mother. Johnny Moon spends most of his days ducking the law and dodging lynch mobs who have mistaken him for his lunatic brother, while Notah spends his days smoking Peyote, raping, pillaging and wearing skin tight pants and headbands. Finally Johnny has had enough and declares (in typical William Shatner style) "We. Are. No. Longer. Brothers." This leads to a face off between good and evil Shatners capped off with a bizarre "joust" between the twins over the fate of a small town called Rio Hondo. I won't spoil the ending for you other than to say William Shatner dies in White Comanche.
Great quotes: "Eat the peyote, drug of the Devil....dream your dreams of hate"~ Johnny Moon "Notah's brother talks like the white man he thinks he is. He's afraid to be....Comanche." ~ Notah Notah is well named...his liver is white, like his Yankee father...his heart burns blacker than the skin of his Comanche mother."~ Johhny Moon "You are as the wild duck that sits on the pond." ~ Johnny Moon Shatner got all the great lines in this one. If you survived the Willie Dynamite drinking challenge, here's another game for the bold among you. Take a shot of your favorite mind altering beverage every time they forget to do up Notah's warpaint or when a gun belt worn by one of the brothers appears on the waist of the other brother or when the twins are riding the 'wrong' horses. I will not be responsible for what happens to you.... If this isn't enough to convince you, consider this. Have you truly lived if you have never seen William Shatner in eye liner and warpaint screaming in broken Comanche?