2. The Slaughtered Lamb - An American Werewolf in London (1981)
I know what you're thinking; being an American, I'm probably not all that welcome at The Slaughtered Lamb. Well, you're quite wrong. The folks in East Proctor are the best people on Earth. They'd do anything to help out a fellow human being. And despite what you've seen in An American Werewolf in London, they're friendly and jovial as long as the moon isn't full. And of course William is always ready for a good game of chess and he always has a good joke to tell. I think you'd really like this pub. Besides, how awesome is a beer joint with a pentagram on the wall? While I do enjoy The Slaughtered Lamb, I must caution you about a couple of things. Don't bother asking for food. There's no food at The Slaughtered Lamb. Also, don't make Johnathan miss the dart board; it gets him very upset.
How fun are the patrons?: - They're great as long as you don't ask about the 5 pointed star on the wall
Safety for drunkards: - Again, it's great as long as you don't ask about the 5 pointed star on the wall
Chance to pick up hot girls: - Are there any? I mean, besides the scary lady who runs the place?