2. Frankenstein (1931)
Poor, poor monster. It's bad enough the world doesn't understand you, fears you, hates the very sight of you, but you've been given the cursed brain of a ninja as well. Think about it, flattop, how else can one explain your ability to enter through the window of bride Elizabeth's room without being noticed by her or anyone else around the domicile? Even when you follow closely behind her, she still can't hear your lumbering, kitten soft footfalls. I daresay no ordinary damnation of science could do this! Seriously, she couldn't at least smell the big oaf? This is a guy made of lightning roasted reanimated tissue, was locked in a dungeon, and has since been playing in pond water. Gotta be less than country fresh. Personal Note: If not already in production, it seems inevitable to me now, sadly, Hollywood will make a Frankenstein ninja movie. My apologies.