4. Tyra Banks Just Walked In On You, Naked and Probably Dismembering a Body
This gorgeous model is waiting for the explanation that should come with her entering the room and finding you doing something so unspeakably awkward, disgusting, or embarrassing that she can't find words for it. Because, really, with the plethora of photos of Tyra Banks that exist of her beauty pretty much throwing the earth off its axis, how is this even remotely acceptable? She is still considered a major celebrity and she's still going strong. ...and she's still waiting for you to explain why you're feeding that tied up nun a bacon sandwich.
Cameron Carpenter
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).
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