2. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen - $217M budget, 20% Tomatometer,$10,850,000 per suck
This movie being on this list was perhaps the mother of all foregone conclusions; a bigger certainty than Hometown Buffet closing early on nights when Rosie ODonnell shows up. When a movie is such a gigantic steaming pile of suck that even its director and cast members cant think of anything nice to say about it when theyre out promoting it, you have a film that enjoys a special place in the pantheon of artistic ineptitude. When that director is Michael Bay, however, throngs of moviegoers will show up anyway, secure in the assurance that lots of people and things are going to explode. Revenge of the Fallen, barely three years after its release, already enjoys mythical status among aficionados of huge-budget films that make f**ktons of money but everyone seems to hate just the same. If Skids and Mudflap were here (the characters who are, incidentally, the answer to the trivia question What would happen if you turned Jar Jar Binks into a robot car, made him twice as racially insensitive, and had him sh*t out a twin?), maybe theyd say Dat be wack, yo.