1. Wild Wild West - $237M budget, 21% Tomatometer, $11,285,714 per suck
In addition to topping this list, Wild Wild West is the only occupant of the subgenre Films so bad not even Salma Hayeks tits could save them. On this basis alone, it is far and away the most damnable motion picture of all time. Wild Wild West is one of those cases where we cant help but imagine how the initial pitch meeting went Okay, weve got the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air playing a black Secret Service agent in 1869. He does some gags about how funny it is to be black in post-Civil War America, then he has to foil a legless Kenneth Branaghs plans for world domination by defeating a mechanical cartoon spider in the final act. I love it. It cant miss. How much are we talking for budget? $150 million. Would you take 170? In addition to its inauspicious status as a film so heinous not even the aforementioned Ms. Hayeks ample sweater yams could redeem it, Wild Wild West sucked with such sublime totality that it earned Ken Branagh a Worst Actor Razzie. We repeat: This films stench is so rancid that Kenneth Freaking Branagh, one of the half dozen most distinguished thespians of his generation, won an award for shi**y acting. In other news, Tom Sizemore has just been named DAREs Role Model of the Year.