2. Mick "Crocodile" Dundee ("Crocodile" Dundee Films)
Born in a cave and raised by Aborigines in the Northern Territories of Australia, Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee (Paul Hogan) is no stranger to harsh environments. And, having been bitten by a crocodile, he's no stranger to dangerous reptiles either (you could guess that from his name though, right?). Seeing him casually walking around inside the restricted areas, without a care in the world, would be nothing short of side-splitting. I'm not so sure that his large knife would help him much against a pack of velociraptors or a T-Rex, however. There'll be no
"that's not a knife" nonsense when the raptors start waving those retractable claws around.