1. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Its the classic tale of a young couple who need to find a phone because their car has a flat tire. Their search brings them to a castle filled with Transylvanians, only not the kind from eastern Europe. By the end of the night, theyve been transformed into transvestites and have had sex with Tim Curry. Nowadays, Brad Majors (asshole!) could simply whip out his smartphone and call AAA. He and his fiancé Janet Weiss (slut!) wouldnt have to go looking for help and a cult phenomenon would have no reason to exist. It may be the definitive midnight movie but technology-wise, its stuck in a time warp.