Amidst all the hype and hysteria surrounding the proclamation that the next big DC live action movie will be a Superman/Batman crossover, comic book fans around the world (and, in particular, fans of the man of steel and the caped crusader) have been embroiled in a war of words about which of the two heroes would win in a fight. Of course, it's been done umpteen times in the comics, but the debate is ongoing, with some saying Superman's sheer power is too much for the dark knight, while others claim that Batman's intellect, stealth abilities and knowledge of Superman's weaknesses mean that he will come out on top. The latter is, of course, complete balderdash, as anyone with even a modicum of comic book knowledge knows that Superman would see off Batman with consummate ease if it came down to it - indeed, a mere lazy flick of Superman's finger should knock Batman out without much trouble (and I should inform you that I have no 'favourite' in this debate, I like both characters - I just happen to be realistic). But what about Marvel's Spider-Man? Could Batman defeat the webbed wonder? Peter Parker does have superhuman physical statistics, but he's no Superman. He can't fly, he can't move at the speed of light and his strength isn't enough to move planets - not even close, in fact. But the fact is he still kicks Batman's ass and I'm going to tell you why. Here are five reasons that Batman can't beat Spider-Man in a fight (let alone Superman)...