3. Splicing Frames Of Porn Into A Film Is Unacceptable
Those who have seen
Fight Club will know that Tyler Durden splices frames of pornographic images into family films. This type of activity is frowned upon in the projecting community. It is possible to attempt such a dangerous undertaking; I could pass it off as my own little form of rebellion, a way of fighting back against the consumerist culture which dominates our society. But I suspect this Fight Club ideology would not be a plausible justification for my actions, and would almost certainly result in me being fired. Furthermore, I have no idea where to acquire pornography on 35mm format. Perhaps a seedy old cinema in the backstreets of Amsterdam may have some unwanted prints lying around. But I am not that dedicated foolish enough to try and unearth them.