50 Reasons Why Green Lantern Movie Sucks

#36 Hal€™s Nonexistent Character Development

Hal gets a pep talk from Carol and then decides to risk his life to save the planet. There€™s no progression of his character; he goes from saying he€™s afraid to €œsign me up for martyrdom.€

#37 Climax Occurs on Earth

The final battle should have taken place on Oa. The whole story was leading up to that conclusion, but since we, the audience, live on Earth, the plot has to jump through hoops to make everything happen on Earth. You€™ll see this in a lot of Science Fiction films. A good example is the recent Star Trek remake where Nero attacks our home planet for no reason. It actually makes the story worse to have the climax on Earth because we know our planet won€™t be destroyed. It€™s possible that Oa could be destroyed, but there€™s no way a superhero movie will involve Earth being destroyed. It eliminates all of the drama everytime a screenwriter types this into his PDF file.

#38 Sinestro Is An Idiot

Immediately after hearing how the yellow light of fear corrupted a Guardian and made him into Parallax, Sinestro decides to do the exact same thing because THIS time it€™s sure to work.

#39 Hal€™s Great Idea

Parallax has defeated experienced Lanterns very easily, including Abin Sur: their €œfinest warrior.€ Hal returns to Oa, after quitting his TRAINING, and says he€™s going to take on Parallax all by himself. Nobody points out that not only is he a rookie, but he hasn€™t even made it through GL 101. He is literally the worst choice for this task as far as they€™re concerned. They must be aware that he€™s the main character of the story.

#40 Hal Jordan is an Idiot

Hal gives Hector the ring in exchange for Carol, but he doesn€™t wait until he€™s sure she€™s safe before doing so. She was still floating in the air with a syringe to her neck. Hector could just say €œThanks, moron!€ and poison her anyway. Hal may be courageous but he€™s not too bright.
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