6. North (1994)
Who's in it?: Bruce Willis, Scarlet Johansson, Elijah Wood, Kathy Bates, Dan Aykroyd, Kelly McGillis, Lauren Tom Now we come to one of the more famous stinkers on the list - Rob Reiner's flat out racist "comedy", North. And by God, if the script didn't tip them off that this insane flick was gonna bomb, then maybe Kathy Bates getting spray tanned could have set off alarm bells. No? Bruce Willis in a bunny onesie? No? Dan Aykroyd dressed up like a Texan Christmas tree? No, really? Elijah Wood's bottom getting exposed by a cardboard tentacle? (It's at this point that I'd say 'I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going,' but I'm sure a revolting joke like that wouldn't get past our clever, clever censors. So I'm not going to use it. No sir. Absolutely not.) Well, I suppose you could say that if the actors didn't come out looking slightly racist they at least got to keep their dignity. But nope. Cardboard Tentacle. Moving on.