7 Most Groan-Inducing Moments In Endless Love Trailer

7. Every Line Of Dialogue

Even from the two minute trailer, you can just tell this movie will be filled with dynamite dialogue. I have included three of my favorites below. "Girl looks like that, has that much dough? Can't be real." While it's true that this girl cannot be real, for reasons we will cover later, it has nothing to do with how wealthy she is. Apparently this guy, who is a valet driver, has never encountered a rich girl before even though they can be seen in every form of media that currently exists. They are all usually extremely attractive and it's not just due to their genes, they can afford to look beautiful as well. And of course, beautiful women can come from anywhere, it doesn't matter how much money their family makes. What irks me about movies like these is that they always make such a big deal about how much money a girl's family has despite the fact that they will never see a dime of it. "Great, this means I never have to pay for any of our dates." Sure, try that. See what happens. "I don't need much just a nice girl to come home to." You hear that, fellas without jobs? You have just come across the perfect line to use when you meet your girlfriend's parents for the first time, and you have absolutely nothing to offer financially. I would not blame the father if he wanted to punch the guy's face as soon as he said that. That's something you say to your girlfriend, when you two are alone, you don't say that to the girl's father. It doesn't even answer his question. He wants to know if you have any career plans, you big goof. Make something up. Tell him you want to be an astronaut. Anything is better than that cheesy line. "I haven't done this before." What is this line doing in a movie like this? This is not a porno, it's a PG-13 film.