7 Most Groan-Inducing Moments In Endless Love Trailer

6. The Girl Is Every Guy's Wet Dream

You can argue that the guy is every girl's wet dream too, but considering the fact that he apparently has a criminal past and has no problems stealing people's cars... the very same people who trusted him enough to give him their keys... he's not exactly a catch despite his good looks. The girl on the other hand? Yeah, who is this movie written for again? She is pretty much the perfect embodiment of the type of girl a guy dreams about: beautiful and always horny. We don't know anything about this girl except that she's apparently a virginal bookworm from a rich family that is impossibly attractive and never goes outside. Or, as her mother says, "has never experienced the real world." What does that even mean, by the way? What have they been doing to this poor girl? Have they kept her locked away for 18 years? Was she kidnapped? Is it too late to call for child services? You also have to wonder about a girl who falls for this guy's pick-up lines. "What are you doing everyday for the rest of the summer?" Good question, I was thinking about entering a relationship with a clingy guy who has no future, steals expensive cars, and my father hates his guts. "Cool, pick you up tomorrow at 8?"