Thinking about going on a nice cruise? BAD IDEA. If the multitude of cruise ships in distress this year alone haven't convinced you that you're an idiot for even entertaining the thought, pop Titanic into your DVD player. Remember that one time that everyone said that there was absolutely no way that the boat could be sunk, and then God got angry and killed all those people including the cute blonde boy and his rich girlfriend? Yeah. The ultimate tale of testing fate. Also, there's nowhere to really go once you're on the boat, and you never know if you're going to get seasick, and really what's the point? After all that fuss, your ship might not even make it to its destination.