5. Norm Peterson - Cheers
Occupation: Accountant
Description: NORM! Everyone's favorite occupant of a Boston bar stool, everyone knows his name as if it were legend. Always by the side of his buddy Cliff, he is an integral part of the Cheers family, even though we rarely see any member of his own family. (Particularly his wife, Vera, who was last seen testing a top secret vanishing cream.) Ebullient, and ever the drinker, Norm's a good buddy to have.
Could He Do Your Taxes?: Presumably yes, but his proficiency really isn't all that measurable because...well, he's almost always at the bar. I mean when does the man fit in his actual job into his schedule? He seems like a better friend and drinking companion than a tax consultant, so hire at your own risk.