3. Louis Tully - Ghostbusters
Occupation: Accountant
Description: While he's quite shy on the surface, an animal is waiting to get out of this one. Known by some as "The Keymaster", Tully throws wild shindigs at his trendy New York apartment and invites all of his clients. Don't let his meek nature fool you, this man knows how to have a party, and he's no slouch when it comes to putting out a good spread for his guests.
Could He Do Your Taxes?: Yes, and quite well. His knowledge of the tax code is voluminous, and he can even suggest neat little deductions such as writing off a party as "promotional expenses". (Why do you think he invited clients instead of friends?) You might not be able to procure his services at this time though, as he's made more of a movement into paranormal retrieval and disposal.