2. Leopold Bloom - The Producers
Occupation: Accountant
Description: A meek but loyal accountant from the firm of Whitehall and Marks, Leopold "Leo" Bloom wishes for something bigger. He dreams of sleeping until half past 2, having a great big casting couch, and drinking champagne until he pukes. Aspirations to be a Broadway producer fill his mind, but when he's not busy daydreaming he can be found at his desk with his visor and Dixon Ticonderoga #2.
Could He Do Your Taxes?: Yes, and that's about it. Straight laced, and extremely shy, Bloom is very by the book when it comes to finances. Stray from the rules just a little bit though, and you're going to have to launch into a whole song and dance (literally) to convince him to join your cause. Also, if the blue blanket ever comes out during your meeting, play it safe. Otherwise he'll wind up in hysterics.