7 Movie Crises That Would Have Been Solved In Seconds by Batman

2. The Raid

The Situation: A SWAT team infiltrates an apartment complex from the ground level up, battling off the goons of the criminal king that they have arrived to apprehend. Enter The Batman: The idea of going level by level beating the living crap out of the evil tenants is adorably amusing to Batman and one hundred percent unnecessary. Batman kicks ass; that's a given. And he doesn't need to take on martial artist after martial artist to prove it. He's an incredibly conservative vigilante, which means that he's going to start at the top, duke it out with Mad Dog, wrap up our main baddie in a tether line, and leap to safety with him; not unlike how he "extracted" a certain Chinese accountant in The Dark Knight. Could Batman have stayed and showed all the guards that their butts were a creative alternative for storing their ammunition, rather than packing it in belt pouches? Yes. But Batman is a gentleman. http://youtu.be/SImrsFKhqRM
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).