1. 127 Hours
The Situation: A man tries to leave a suffocating relationship with geology by cutting his arm off.
Enter The Batman: If there's anything we know about Batman and how he's able to get out of a relationship, he basically goes through the steps as such. Woo the lady with the rich, haughty guise of Bruce Wayne. Bed the lady with the rich, haughty manhood of Bruce Wayne. Save the lady with the mysterious, brooding guise of Batman. Reveal himself to the lady that Batman actually doubles as lovemachine Bruce Wayne. Commit to the best roleplaying ever. Watch her get murdered by the Joker. So, all Batman has to do is sleep with the rock, show it his true identity, and wait for the Joker to do the rest. Problem solved, both arms intact. There are 7 movies that Batman would have made five minutes long. Anything you'd like to add? To let us know...