1. Alan Rickman Doesn't Want Tea, Dammit
There are no surprises here: This is a video of Alan Rickman making tea for himself, stopping your heart with a glance, angrily tossing the glass in protest, and then flipping over the table in rage before sitting sedated on a chair. In super-super-slo-mo. http://youtu.be/eob7V_WtAVg