8 Awesome Things You Can Accomplish While Drunk Or High (According To The Movies)

7. Steal Mike Tyson's Tiger €“ The Hangover

I once woke up to a road sign propped up against the bed after a night out. I thought this was hilarious. Had I woken up with a tiger €“ and Mike Tyson's tiger at that €“ asleep at the foot of the bed I don't think I'd have found myself laughing as much. Yet this was the problem faced by the infamous Wolf Pack in Todd Phillips' 'The Hangover.' When trying to return the animal to its celebrity owner, the Wolf Pack endure a sight nobody ever wants to see €“ video footage of their drunken escapades. Drunk and drugged as they where, Phil, Stu and Alan managed to infiltrate Tyson's home, completely undetected by any form security, coax a dangerous animal to join them, urinate in a swimming pool and drive home with said dangerous animal riding shotgun. Nicely done lads.
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