8 Awesome Things You Can Accomplish While Drunk Or High (According To The Movies)

2. Be A Superhero €“ Hancock

It's often the case after a drink that one can feel like Batman or Superman, so can you imagine if you actually had the superpowers to go with your recently-discovered super-confidence? Staring danger in the face through heavily tinted sunglasses €“because its far too bright outside and he's got an awful headache €“ is Hancock, the super-anti-hero. Reluctant to use the powers and fulfil the responsibilities bestowed upon him, Hancock chooses instead to drink himself silly, only to be woken from his stupor when the city needs him. Consequently, he must fight crime whilst undoubtedly still feeling the effects from the night before. Considering how you're not always the most restrained person while drunk, that put together with superhuman strength is never going to end well for anyone. At the end of the day, you don't look cool or funny trying to climb to really high places where it's easy to fall and cause serious injuries. It's not funny shouting "I'm Superman from the rooftops" €“ you just look super-stupid. Leave that kind of behavior to the professional drunks like Hancock.