5. Black Widow - Superpower: Being Russian
Same scenario as before: Thor smashing stuff, Loki using floating weirdos to destroy New York, Hawkeye doing pretty much nothing. So what do you do? Again, not much. Apart from your miscellaneous Eastern European/Russian/anything accent and those slightly flexible legs, you have no discernible skills. For every monster-alien your slightly injure with your knee, Thor has murdered thirty of the things dead. It's also weirdly cheap and a strange stereotype that your actual name (Natasha Romanova) is only one letter away from the name of the last imperial Russian family. What message are you trying to send? Again, we don't really need you to be here, Black Window: feel free to go home with Hawkeye.