Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kayne West, Ariana Grande, Mika... Would it actually have been possible to assemble a more insufferable bunch of tw*ts than this lot for one film? One could certainly argue not. It's like the reverse-Avengers or something; the last people you'd want to turn up at any given time for any situation. And yet all of these celebrities are set to appear in some capacity during Zoolander No. 2. Even if they're out to make fun of themselves, the fact that so many irksome, egotistical human beings have found their way into a single flick... well, you risk derailing your entire movie when you let Justin Bieber and Kayne West into the same picture. One or two of these troglodytes is fair game; any more than that is unendurable incarnate. And then there's Mika, who probably isn't as terrible a human being as the other celebs set to appear in Zoolander No. 2, but has still crafted some of the most annoying songs of all-time. Also: Billy Zane is set for a cameo. Billy freakin' Zane. Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kayne West, Ariana Grande, Mika... and Billy Zane. What a strange world this is, huh? The real concern, of course, is that none of these people can act; having an overabundance of non-actors in anything is a near sure-fire way to spoil a film. Like this article? Agree or disagree with the choices listed here? Got any to add to the list? Let us know all your thoughts on the matter in the comments section below.
Sam Hill is an ardent cinephile and has been writing about film professionally since 2008. He harbours a particular fondness for western and sci-fi movies.
