8 Crazy Fan Theories That Actually Improve Horror Movies
4. The Demon In Exorcismus Is George W Bush
Exorcismus is your typical demonic possession movie, all about a young girl who suddenly starts cussing in a bass voice, wearing milky contacts and levitating in the kitchen, which freaks out her mom and ruins dinner. Fortunately, moms brother just happens to be an exorcist and following a climactic exorcism, our heroine wakes up in hospital to realize that the demon killed her uncle and.vanished. Now wait a minute: what kind of demon behaves like a redneck, causes innocent people to suffer and declares Mission Accomplished without actually achieving anything? That makes no sense whatsoever.unless the demon in question was GeeDubya Bush. Think about it: the demon is a cold, conscience-less monster who sets out to destroy a low-income family for no better reason than because he can, then when he tires of his plaything he just shrugs and moves on. Probably had a golf game to get to. Or a reading of My Pet Goat.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
