8 Dirtiest Jokes Hidden In Toy Story Movies

7. Mr. Potato Head Is A Tested Man

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Mr. Potato Head becomes a married man at the end of the first Toy Story when Andy gets a Mrs. Potato Head. If we can ignore the implication of an 'arranged marriage' for moment, he is at least a dedicated husband.

When the toys are confronted by the Barbie dolls in Toy Story 2, everyone is awed by their beauty. Mr. Potato Head winds up in a car beside Tour Guide Barbie and is clearly tempted by her beauty, reminding himself "I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud."

And we might have an idea of why he is such a dedicated man in the face of plastic kitty cats. In Toy Story 3 a character snatches Mrs. Potato Head's mouth from her body, eliciting an angry response from the aforementioned male spud, "Hey! Nobody takes my wife's lips, but me."

Oral sex on a potato anyone?

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