8 Dirtiest Jokes Hidden In Toy Story Movies

In Toy Story 2 the toys have to help Buster - Andy's red miniature dachshund - escape from Andy's room to do some 'private time'. Jessie springs to action using a Hot Wheels car to perform a series of acrobatics in order to reach the doorknob and open the door.

Buzz was already attempting to flirt with the cowgirl toy - and failing miserably - so when she performs her talented stunt he is quite awed by her skills. As a result his wings snap to attention - clearly poking fun at the fact that he has grown erect by her display.

Mr. Potato Head becomes a married man at the end of the first Toy Story when Andy gets a Mrs. Potato Head. If we can ignore the implication of an 'arranged marriage' for moment, he is at least a dedicated husband.

When the toys are confronted by the Barbie dolls in Toy Story 2, everyone is awed by their beauty. Mr. Potato Head winds up in a car beside Tour Guide Barbie and is clearly tempted by her beauty, reminding himself "I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud."

And we might have an idea of why he is such a dedicated man in the face of plastic kitty cats. In Toy Story 3 a character snatches Mrs. Potato Head's mouth from her body, eliciting an angry response from the aforementioned male spud, "Hey! Nobody takes my wife's lips, but me."

Oral sex on a potato anyone?

In the first movie we meet Sid, a trouble kid who sleeps like he's waiting to get pounded from behind by his cell mate, and enjoys doing nefarious things to his younger sister's toys. As a result some of the toys pull each other together and create new toy creatures ala Dr. Frankenstein.

One of the Frankensteined toys from Sid's house is a pair of Barbie legs attached to a toy fishing pole. A clear reference to the sexualized occupation of a prostitute, or a hooker.

On no less than two separate occasions we have this same joke. First, in the second movie we see Woody leap atop the toy horse, Bullseye, and heroically call him to "Ride like the wind!"

Unfortunately, Woody isn't much of a real cowboy and Bullseye mistakenly bucks him off, leaving him standing on his hind legs. After a moment he covers his groin area and slinks away - a clear reference to hiding his horse junk.

Also in the second movie we see Hamm, the piggy bank, and Mr. Potato Head running along when Hamm trips and knocks his cork out, spreading coins all over the ground. He reaches for the hole on his lower belly and says, "All right, nobody look until I get my cork back in."

Don't want to see a naked piggy bank, after all.

It's no secret that Bo Peep and Woody have a relationship going in the Toy Story series. But what makes things get a little kinkier is during the second movie when Buzz decides to go out in search of Woody. Bo Peep gives the gallant space ranger a kiss on the cheek and tells Buzz to give the kiss to Woody when he finally finds him.

Buzz appears a little confused by the idea at first and responds, "All right... but I don't think it will mean the same coming from me."

In Toy Story 3 the crew winds up at Sunnyside Daycare where Barbie meets Ken. Ken is adorned in a flowery shirt with a cerulean neckerchief that matches his shorts. The two of them immediately hit it off as Barbie blushes and Ken says, "I love your leg warmers." Barbie immediately responds with "I like your as... scot."

The slight hesitation in the center of the word absolutely makes the joke that she's really talking about his firm, plastic butt. An Ascot being a type of neckerchief, of course, for all of you folks who have never seen Fred from Scooby Doo, either.

Of course, if you take a gander at that screenshot, we can probably all see that Lotso agrees - he seems to be checking out some Ascots there, as well.

In one of the creepier entries on our list we come to the ending credits of Toy Story 2 where the old prospector character, Stinky Pete, is talking to a pair of Barbie dolls. He tells them, in one of the outtakes, that he can get them a job in Toy Story 3. He later changes his tune to a mere, "I mean...I can give you some acting tips."

This has a pretty clear connotation of a 'casting couch' arrangement, one of the favorite techniques of reputed sexual assaulter Harvey Weinstein, as well as an entire section of many porno sites.

One of the earliest dirty jokes we get is when Bo Peep hooks Woody around the neck with her Shephard's Crook. She pulls him in close and offers to get someone else to watch the sheep so that they can have some private time. Woody's clearly into the idea.

This really begs the question, though - are any of these toys anatomically correct? Are we going to get some Lil' Woody Peeps in Toy Story 5?

Anatomical or not, they are definitely talking about Bo Peep getting some Woody.